HEY!
If this whole letter writing thing goes through.... You are gonna have hell to pay from the local Unicycle riding transvestite midget Union Local 2 1/2.....
I ask you Mr. Clavus... Would you be able to sleep at night at the thought of dozens of URTV's and their families going hungry at night because their hijinks don't leave you with a "positive shopping experience"?
Can you live with that?