For those unfamiliar with Henry Earl,
http://www.monkeygumbo.com/wee/news/henryearl/
This is my entry, have him take on other jobs, characters from literature, etc.
No Worries! Henry Earl has taken over FEMA!<br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E130631.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>2pm - No need to evacate! The storm will blow itself out!<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E146164.JPG" width="416" height="312"><br>4pm - Do NOT close the liquor stores! I plan to visit.<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E126442.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>9pm - Everything is fine here! Do you like my sweater?<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E136590.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>What do you mean the Astrodome has collapsed?<p><br><img src="http://www.remud.org/~tzar/img/crayola.jpg" width="410" height="285"><br>2am - Drunky, you're doing a heck of a job!<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E128672.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>4am - I have the president's confidence!<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E128918.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>4:10am - How many people live in Houston? I uh, think maybe 500.<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E128918.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>4:11am - We don't have to worry about Padre Island, I think the tourist and fishing trade there is small.<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E132520.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>5am - I am not resigning! I thought I made that clear!<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E142759.JPG" width="420" height="316"><br>6am - The heavy work is done at this point, I'm going back to Washington to manage other potential disasters.<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E126958.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>12pm - I swear, I have substantial disaster management experience! I got a merit badge!<p><br><img src="http://jail.lfucg.com/inmateimages/E/E123923.JPG" width="412" height="312"><br>3pm - President Bush has asked me to take on a new project, rebuilding social security. I look forward to a successful career, relying on my extensive experience in municipal assistant to the managership, and being a drunk old bastard.