Any girl inviting you up to listen to her play cello wants one thing and one thing only and I think we all know exactly what that is....
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She wants you to listen to her play the cello.
Seriously, if he wants to know if he gets to have sex, then he should say, "Okay, but after you play the cello, do we get to have sex?" That way he'll know for certain.
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