Excuse me while I go pillage the Fark thread....
The Pirate Name Generator
With my username, I'm Cap'n Enrico Buttscar. Ouch. My realname comes out to Reeking Brody Scarr.
And, two translators for those of us who can't speak Pirate.
One &
Two. Er, that is, I meant to say "An', two translators fer them o' us who canna speak Swashbuckler".
(the first one seems to do a better job than the second)