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A Pirate walks into a bar
He is naked except for a large steering wheel attached to his crotch.
"Bartender give me a drink, it's been a long day" the pirate says
"Ummmm... you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch right?" asks the bartender
"ARRRR" says the pirate. "It's driving me nuts"
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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