A few days ago, I ran across a website that had held a contest for the 10 most offensive religious jokes they could find.
I can't remember the site, I can't remember where it was linked from, but for some reason these two jokes stuck in my head, so, I thought I'd share them with you guys.
If you have any others, please, feel free to post them.
1- Whats white, sticky and moves across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?
The coming of the Lord
2- How does Jesus masturbate?
Like this...(place your hand flat on your groin, palm side down and mimic jerking off using the hole in your hand)