Martian

So I have this friend (oh, how clichéd). He's 22 and I've known him since grade school. Well, this friend of mine, he can't get a girl. I know it really bothers him and I feel kind of bad, because I've never had any trouble in that department. His real problem I think is a lack of confidence; I've had girls ask me for his number, he's good looking (tall, blonde and muscular) but he's really introverted and doesn't like going out, so I don't very often get the chance to play wingman with him and even if I did, I don't think it'd help him, since I can't actually get him together with a girl.. once he's alone with them I have a feeling he wouldn't be able to make a move unless she started tearing off her clothes or something. I really want to help the guy out here, I just don't know how. Talking is not an option. We're Men, we do not talk about feelings. And when I suggest we go out, he's not up for it. He'd rather stay in and play video games, which is fun but doesn't get you laid.

Here's the kicker. One of our old high school friends is getting married and is throwing a party on Saturday. I think this may be the perfect opportunity but my options here will be limited because my girl is coming along. I can't very well ditch her at a party where she doesn't know anyone but him and me and I can't play wingman for him if she's with me. So I think he's probably going to be on his own for that one, which means unless he meets a really aggressive girl who's really into him he's probably going to go home alone.

Any advice or suggestions? How about a single TFP girl who'd be willing to give my tall blonde friend a bit of 'sexual healing'?

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I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

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