Originally Posted by Aladdin Sane

3. New Years Eve, 1983 (about to be '84). A bunch of us were celebrating at a spa, in a private room with a hot tub. A girl who was a long time friend let me know she wanted to take it to the next level. I was way drunk, the room was way hot, and Mr. Happy was a little noodle with no intention of getting hard. Damn!