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SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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Almost fell out of my chair laughing.
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FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
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Yeah, the French Corporation is me.
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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