|
Woke up at 2 a.m. Had to pee.
Convinced bladder I did not have to pee that bad.
Back to sleep.
Woke up at around 3:15. Still had to pee.
Convinced bladder it still wasn't that bad.
Back to sleep.
Woke up at 4:30... approximately two seconds after cat ricoched off my bladder
on his way to the windowsill from the floor on the opposite side of the king size bed.
Had to pee that bad!
Cursed cat into oblivion, cleaned scratches with peroxide, applied triple-antibiotic-ointment.
Went back to sleep.
Threw alarm clock across the the room at 6 a.m.
__________________
Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
|
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
|