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justjt · 08-23-2005, 01:54 AM

Ok thought I would start this thread because it made sense at the time or maybe just curiousity!

"You woke up in middle of the night...what did you do?"

Got up had to pee...
didn't turn on the light (don't try this at home kids...I'm an expert)
only hit the trash can twice...

Went to the kitchen had two fat spoon fulls of peanut butter and a cold glass of milk...
Startled myself when my pecker touched the tile counter..
Didn't get all the peanut butter off the spoon and stuck it in the sink (gonna be hell to pay with the roomate tomorrow)

Hopped on the forum, read "tecoyah's" last post...
pretty bad ass....so thats what I posted about it..

Put on some Van Morrison went back to bed and hoped to dream of a naked brown-eyed girl.

Sweet dreams!

Seething · 08-23-2005, 03:03 AM

I don't have a story...

Cause I never went to bed.

feelgood · 08-23-2005, 03:17 AM

Belongs in the nonsense forum

ChistledStone · 08-23-2005, 03:31 AM

First thing I do when I wake up is go back to sleep.

Laziness is the highest form of efficency...

Charlatan · 08-23-2005, 04:43 AM

I woke up in the middle of the night last night and I had a pee, then went back to bed. That's what I get for drinking so much beer before bedtime.

jwoody · 08-23-2005, 05:59 AM

I woke up in the middle of the night for two reasons. The first was that I had to piss, but the other reason was because I'd had such an awesome dream/vision/premonition that it had to be acted upon immediately.

There was me (I was the director), David Hasselhoff (the star) and Natasha Kaplinski (the love interest(BBC news presenter)).

We were making the most incredible film the world will ever see. Car chases, explosions, the funniest plot ever... the works. The part where he do-nuts the General Lee on the football pitch, then jumps the main stand... well, you'll just have to wait until you see it.

Despite the fact that it was basically a send up everything David has ever done, he was surprisingly cool and good humoured about it. My opinion of him has turned around completely.

Redlemon · 08-23-2005, 06:10 AM

I woke up at 3:15 because something beeped, once. I woke up an hour later because something beeped again. I felt like I was in the thread Mysterious Beeping in House - Help! - TiVo Community (warning: the thread in question is presently 2213 posts long, but there is an answer in there somewhere).

I hope to find the source of the beep before I go to sleep tonight.

Charlatan · 08-23-2005, 06:13 AM

Do you live in Amityville?

Fremen · 08-23-2005, 10:39 AM

I woke up because I was having a good-time party between my legs.
Turns out my dog was shifting around trying to get in a better position.

/wonders why they call them weiner dogs

Bill O'Rights · 08-23-2005, 10:45 AM

I woke up to remove Mrs. O'Rights elbow from my ribcage.

Lwang9276 · 08-23-2005, 11:33 AM

pulled up blankets, turned to my right, heard some weird sounds, went back to sleep

Astrocloud · 08-23-2005, 11:36 AM

I can tell where this thread is going.

Spoiler: masturbation

Ishmal · 08-23-2005, 04:32 PM

i woke up in the middle of the night...

i climbed out of bed,

walked to the fridge in my room,

grabbed out a Mountain Dew,

sculled the bottle,

stood in front of the heater for a few minutes,

went back to bed.

noodle · 08-23-2005, 05:17 PM

Woke up at 2 a.m. Had to pee.
Convinced bladder I did not have to pee that bad.
Back to sleep.
Woke up at around 3:15. Still had to pee.
Convinced bladder it still wasn't that bad.
Back to sleep.
Woke up at 4:30... approximately two seconds after cat ricoched off my bladder
on his way to the windowsill from the floor on the opposite side of the king size bed.
Had to pee that bad!
Cursed cat into oblivion, cleaned scratches with peroxide, applied triple-antibiotic-ointment.
Went back to sleep.
Threw alarm clock across the the room at 6 a.m.

bernadette · 08-23-2005, 05:17 PM

woke up.
stumbled to the bathroom.
SAT ON THE THRONE.
peed. wiped.
stumbled back to bed.
gulped some water.
applied some lip balm.
fluffed my pillow around.
made the dog move so i could stretch my legs.
gently woke hubby up. he was snoring. not loudly, but still...
mind wandered shortly.
fell back into dreamville.
then i woke up again a few hours later.
got up. stayed up.

maleficent · 08-23-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

I woke up because I was having a good-time party between my legs.
Turns out my dog was shifting around trying to get in a better position.

first you admit to liking fucking cats, now this...

/me is worried and makes it her mission to find some nice but naughty women for freman...

bernadette · 08-23-2005, 05:25 PM

*BLINK*

uh...waitta minute....OMG...does someone need to call the ASPCA or PeTA???

StanT · 08-23-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justjt

"You woke up in middle of the night...what did you do?"

Tried to decide who was snoring louder, my wife or the dog.
Got up, laid down on the couch, and watched the damn dog follow me.

Fremen · 08-23-2005, 10:09 PM

Oh jeez, I guess need to watch my phraseology from now on.

crxforum · 08-24-2005, 12:11 AM

Got up. Went to the bathroom. Stubbed my toe on the banister on the way there. Then again on the door to the bathroom. Took a piss. Turned around to turn on the light. Looked at my sleepy face in the mirror. Then started to talk because when you first wake up your voice is always way lower then during the day. Just made some random low sounds and hums. Then flushed the toilet. Turned off the light. Stubbed my other big toe on the bump in the floor boards. Got back into bed. Went to turn off the light and knocked it off the night stand. Had to get it. Then turned it off. Went back to sleep and drempt about lawnmower racing I saw on the news that night. Then woke up again at 9am. Looked at the clock and went back to bed and woke up at 2:15pm. Week off of work is the best.

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08-23-2005, 01:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
justjt Tilted Location: O.C. California	"You woke up in middle of the night...what did you do?" Ok thought I would start this thread because it made sense at the time or maybe just curiousity! "You woke up in middle of the night...what did you do?" Got up had to pee... didn't turn on the light (don't try this at home kids...I'm an expert) only hit the trash can twice... Went to the kitchen had two fat spoon fulls of peanut butter and a cold glass of milk... Startled myself when my pecker touched the tile counter.. Didn't get all the peanut butter off the spoon and stuck it in the sink (gonna be hell to pay with the roomate tomorrow) Hopped on the forum, read "tecoyah's" last post... pretty bad ass....so thats what I posted about it.. Put on some Van Morrison went back to bed and hoped to dream of a naked brown-eyed girl. Sweet dreams! Last edited by justjt; 08-23-2005 at 01:56 AM..

08-23-2005, 03:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Seething Insane	I don't have a story... Cause I never went to bed. __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

08-23-2005, 03:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Belongs in the nonsense forum __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

08-23-2005, 03:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
ChistledStone Crazy Location: Australia	First thing I do when I wake up is go back to sleep. Laziness is the highest form of efficency... __________________ A.minor.fall.then.a.major.lift

08-23-2005, 04:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I woke up in the middle of the night last night and I had a pee, then went back to bed. That's what I get for drinking so much beer before bedtime. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-23-2005, 05:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I woke up in the middle of the night for two reasons. The first was that I had to piss, but the other reason was because I'd had such an awesome dream/vision/premonition that it had to be acted upon immediately. There was me (I was the director), David Hasselhoff (the star) and Natasha Kaplinski (the love interest(BBC news presenter)). We were making the most incredible film the world will ever see. Car chases, explosions, the funniest plot ever... the works. The part where he do-nuts the General Lee on the football pitch, then jumps the main stand... well, you'll just have to wait until you see it. Despite the fact that it was basically a send up everything David has ever done, he was surprisingly cool and good humoured about it. My opinion of him has turned around completely. __________________ .

08-23-2005, 06:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I woke up at 3:15 because something beeped, once. I woke up an hour later because something beeped again. I felt like I was in the thread Mysterious Beeping in House - Help! - TiVo Community (warning: the thread in question is presently 2213 posts long, but there is an answer in there somewhere). I hope to find the source of the beep before I go to sleep tonight. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-23-2005, 06:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Do you live in Amityville? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-23-2005, 10:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I woke up because I was having a good-time party between my legs. Turns out my dog was shifting around trying to get in a better position. /wonders why they call them weiner dogs __________________ Google

08-23-2005, 10:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	I woke up to remove Mrs. O'Rights elbow from my ribcage. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

08-23-2005, 11:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lwang9276 Crazy	pulled up blankets, turned to my right, heard some weird sounds, went back to sleep

08-23-2005, 11:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I can tell where this thread is going. Spoiler: masturbation

08-23-2005, 04:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i woke up in the middle of the night... i climbed out of bed, walked to the fridge in my room, grabbed out a Mountain Dew, sculled the bottle, stood in front of the heater for a few minutes, went back to bed. __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-23-2005, 05:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	woke up. stumbled to the bathroom. SAT ON THE THRONE. peed. wiped. stumbled back to bed. gulped some water. applied some lip balm. fluffed my pillow around. made the dog move so i could stretch my legs. gently woke hubby up. he was snoring. not loudly, but still... mind wandered shortly. fell back into dreamville. then i woke up again a few hours later. got up. stayed up. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-23-2005, 05:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	BLINK uh...waitta minute....OMG...does someone need to call the ASPCA or PeTA??? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-23-2005, 10:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Oh jeez, I guess need to watch my phraseology from now on. __________________ Google

08-24-2005, 12:11 AM	#20 (permalink)
crxforum Crazy	Got up. Went to the bathroom. Stubbed my toe on the banister on the way there. Then again on the door to the bathroom. Took a piss. Turned around to turn on the light. Looked at my sleepy face in the mirror. Then started to talk because when you first wake up your voice is always way lower then during the day. Just made some random low sounds and hums. Then flushed the toilet. Turned off the light. Stubbed my other big toe on the bump in the floor boards. Got back into bed. Went to turn off the light and knocked it off the night stand. Had to get it. Then turned it off. Went back to sleep and drempt about lawnmower racing I saw on the news that night. Then woke up again at 9am. Looked at the clock and went back to bed and woke up at 2:15pm. Week off of work is the best. CRX Forum