|
I woke up in the middle of the night for two reasons. The first was that I had to piss, but the other reason was because I'd had such an awesome dream/vision/premonition that it had to be acted upon immediately.
There was me (I was the director), David Hasselhoff (the star) and Natasha Kaplinski (the love interest(BBC news presenter)).
We were making the most incredible film the world will ever see. Car chases, explosions, the funniest plot ever... the works. The part where he do-nuts the General Lee on the football pitch, then jumps the main stand... well, you'll just have to wait until you see it.
Despite the fact that it was basically a send up everything David has ever done, he was surprisingly cool and good humoured about it. My opinion of him has turned around completely.
__________________
.
|