"You woke up in middle of the night...what did you do?"
 

Ok thought I would start this thread because it made sense at the time or maybe just curiousity! :hmm:

"You woke up in middle of the night...what did you do?"

Got up had to pee...
didn't turn on the light (don't try this at home kids...I'm an expert)
only hit the trash can twice...

Went to the kitchen had two fat spoon fulls of peanut butter and a cold glass of milk...
Startled myself when my pecker touched the tile counter..
Didn't get all the peanut butter off the spoon and stuck it in the sink (gonna be hell to pay with the roomate tomorrow)

Hopped on the forum, read "tecoyah's" last post...
pretty bad ass....so thats what I posted about it..

Put on some Van Morrison went back to bed and hoped to dream of a naked brown-eyed girl.

Sweet dreams!

I don't have a story...

Cause I never went to bed. :(

Belongs in the nonsense forum

First thing I do when I wake up is go back to sleep.

Laziness is the highest form of efficency...

I woke up in the middle of the night last night and I had a pee, then went back to bed. That's what I get for drinking so much beer before bedtime.

I woke up in the middle of the night for two reasons. The first was that I had to piss, but the other reason was because I'd had such an awesome dream/vision/premonition that it had to be acted upon immediately.

There was me (I was the director), David Hasselhoff (the star) and Natasha Kaplinski (the love interest(BBC news presenter)).

We were making the most incredible film the world will ever see. Car chases, explosions, the funniest plot ever... the works. The part where he do-nuts the General Lee on the football pitch, then jumps the main stand... well, you'll just have to wait until you see it.

Despite the fact that it was basically a send up everything David has ever done, he was surprisingly cool and good humoured about it. My opinion of him has turned around completely.

I woke up at 3:15 because something beeped, once. I woke up an hour later because something beeped again. I felt like I was in the thread Mysterious Beeping in House - Help! - TiVo Community (warning: the thread in question is presently 2213 posts long, but there is an answer in there somewhere).

I hope to find the source of the beep before I go to sleep tonight.

Do you live in Amityville?

I woke up because I was having a good-time party between my legs.
Turns out my dog was shifting around trying to get in a better position. :)




/wonders why they call them weiner dogs

I woke up to remove Mrs. O'Rights elbow from my ribcage.

pulled up blankets, turned to my right, heard some weird sounds, went back to sleep

I can tell where this thread is going.

Spoiler: masturbation

i woke up in the middle of the night...

i climbed out of bed,

walked to the fridge in my room,

grabbed out a Mountain Dew,

sculled the bottle,

stood in front of the heater for a few minutes,

went back to bed.

Woke up at 2 a.m. Had to pee.
Convinced bladder I did not have to pee that bad.
Back to sleep.
Woke up at around 3:15. Still had to pee.
Convinced bladder it still wasn't that bad.
Back to sleep.
Woke up at 4:30... approximately two seconds after cat ricoched off my bladder
on his way to the windowsill from the floor on the opposite side of the king size bed.
Had to pee that bad!
Cursed cat into oblivion, cleaned scratches with peroxide, applied triple-antibiotic-ointment.
Went back to sleep.
Threw alarm clock across the the room at 6 a.m.

woke up.
stumbled to the bathroom.
SAT ON THE THRONE.
peed. wiped.
stumbled back to bed.
gulped some water.
applied some lip balm.
fluffed my pillow around.
made the dog move so i could stretch my legs.
gently woke hubby up. he was snoring. not loudly, but still...
mind wandered shortly.
fell back into dreamville.
then i woke up again a few hours later.
got up. stayed up.

first you admit to liking fucking cats, now this...

/me is worried and makes it her mission to find some nice but naughty women for freman...

*BLINK*

uh...waitta minute....OMG...does someone need to call the ASPCA or PeTA???

Tried to decide who was snoring louder, my wife or the dog.
Got up, laid down on the couch, and watched the damn dog follow me.

Oh jeez, I guess need to watch my phraseology from now on. :p

Got up. Went to the bathroom. Stubbed my toe on the banister on the way there. Then again on the door to the bathroom. Took a piss. Turned around to turn on the light. Looked at my sleepy face in the mirror. Then started to talk because when you first wake up your voice is always way lower then during the day. Just made some random low sounds and hums. Then flushed the toilet. Turned off the light. Stubbed my other big toe on the bump in the floor boards. Got back into bed. Went to turn off the light and knocked it off the night stand. Had to get it. Then turned it off. Went back to sleep and drempt about lawnmower racing I saw on the news that night. Then woke up again at 9am. Looked at the clock and went back to bed and woke up at 2:15pm. Week off of work is the best.

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