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Originally posted by Plummie
Try the library. 
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So that's why my wife is so perfect; she works at a library. Hmmm.
I posted this in Tilted Humor, but it's appropos here:
If a dog strays away from home and finds love elsewhere, then women would say the dog is not getting enough love at home.
If a cat strays away from home and finds love elsewhere, then women would say the cat is not getting enough love at home.
If a woman strays away from home and finds love elsewhere, then other women would say the woman is not getting enough love at home.
If a man strays away from home and finds love elsewhere, then women would say that all men are pigs.