mystmarimatt

Ohhh...

Yeah, any night of heavy drinking my friends start out by tearing my phone away from me. I am a completely unrepentant drunk dialer.

And it's not ex's, I call EVERYBODY. (except family, I'm good enough to never do that.)

A few months ago, some friends of ours procured Hillary Duff's cell phone number. We called it, and sure enough, it was her on the message. Unfortunately, she dumped that number. Probably a good idea, but sad for us. And definitely sad for the guy who got her number next. A few months later, I drunk dialed him and proceeded to lecture him on the greatness of guinness for probably 10 minutes. In an Irish accent.

But I did congratulate him for getting Hillary Duff's old number.

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.