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Munchies [Synonyms: Too many to list]
[Pronunciation guide: Mun-cheez]
Munchies can be used to both describe a state of being “I have the munchies” and as a description of (though not always depending on how ‘fucked’ a pack member is) food items “Where are the munchies?”.
As a state of being: Usually munchies is used in this context when the pack member has been smoking ‘wacky tobaccy’ and is relatively ‘fucked’. In this state food is sought after as the smoke inhaled is a powerful appetite increaser. Pride lands have been known to have been completely ravaged, and all munchies stripped from their lands after packs have engaged in heavy smoking sessions.
It is also highly recommended that any special food product put aside for later consumption with family/friends be electrified against munchies. Specially trained guard elephants can also be used in bigger fridges.
As a description of items: Munchies can be taken to mean anything that is edible, sort of edible, or completely inedible, depending, as mentioned before, on how ‘fucked’ pack members are.
Under normal ‘fucked’ circumstances, munchies is usually ascribed to only the tastiest foods, such as pizza, KFC and that thing at the back of the fridge that was stapled there to stop it escaping again.
Letting your elephant get munchies is very, very bad. Keep them well fed on a varied diet, with plenty of vitamins and minerals to stop them viewing your garden as fast food. Fast food is bad enough for humans; imagine what it would do to your elephant.
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