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Long [Synonyms: Long-ass, Long-tings, Long Boy/Girl]
[Pronunciation guide: Loh-ng]
A word on par to ‘allow’ in its ability to confuse and anger those outside of teen pack animal pride lands, long is actually surprisingly simple to understand, as unlike ‘allow’, it means exactly what it should.
The poor grammar and sentence structure it is usually employed with by the various prides is what causes problems. This is usually down to them being ‘fucked’, but can be caused just from plain stupidity (see ‘twatted’).
Usage would normally occur when a pack member deems something/someone to be taking a very long time in the activity in question. This needn’t be long by normal temporal standards, indeed it can be a very short amount of time if the person is ‘twisted’, but is long enough where hindrance has occurred.
Local friendly neighbourhood dealers, whilst inherently very useful, are long ‘gimps’ most of the time.
‘Women’ take long to an entire new level, with most sensible pack leaders having to integrate this longosity into their plans when visiting other pack/pride lands. Of course, the ‘women’ always tend to take longer than planned for, and this behaviour does not end with the females leaving the pride lands to have their young.
When owned money, debtee’s tend to be long ‘gimps’, as does ‘fucked’ conversation.
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