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stevie667 · 07-30-2005, 04:53 PM

Gimp [Synonyms: Twat, Asshole, Cunt]
[Pronunciation guide: Gihm-PP – double p used to stress the p sound during speech]

A Gimp is someone who practices S&M sexual techniques and favours wearing a full head mask (often PVC or similar) known as a ‘gimp mask’ so as to hide their face whilst getting loving from a large fat woman called Gertrude. A gimp in this context is submissive to a master, and generally gets pushed around and made to do things involving large pointy vibrating thingies.

This meaning has been borrowed and applied to members of the pack that more dominant members (not-necessarily the alpha or betas, but anyone of a higher social stature) for people they deem as a bit of a prick.
Gimp can be called in many situations, and will often be repeated around the pack if uttered by alpha or beta members. It is highly insulting, and can often result in beatings if used out of context and social stature.

It is wise to note than in some social situations, male members of the pack have been known to call other male members gimps (amongst other unmentionables, as this is, after all, a family guide to the modern teenage pack animal) in jest. Onlookers are warned that this behaviour can only be undertaken by established pack members, and calling someone a gimp outside of your own pack, even in jest, is often taken badly (see large pointy vibrating thingies).

Guard elephants can be trained to sniff out ‘gimps’, but their effectiveness at normal ‘munchie’ duties does suffer. Recommendations usually state for gimps to be found, then the elephants used in a supporting role to squish them afterwards.

07-30-2005, 04:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Gimp [Synonyms: Twat, Asshole, Cunt] [Pronunciation guide: Gihm-PP – double p used to stress the p sound during speech] A Gimp is someone who practices S&M sexual techniques and favours wearing a full head mask (often PVC or similar) known as a ‘gimp mask’ so as to hide their face whilst getting loving from a large fat woman called Gertrude. A gimp in this context is submissive to a master, and generally gets pushed around and made to do things involving large pointy vibrating thingies. This meaning has been borrowed and applied to members of the pack that more dominant members (not-necessarily the alpha or betas, but anyone of a higher social stature) for people they deem as a bit of a prick. Gimp can be called in many situations, and will often be repeated around the pack if uttered by alpha or beta members. It is highly insulting, and can often result in beatings if used out of context and social stature. It is wise to note than in some social situations, male members of the pack have been known to call other male members gimps (amongst other unmentionables, as this is, after all, a family guide to the modern teenage pack animal) in jest. Onlookers are warned that this behaviour can only be undertaken by established pack members, and calling someone a gimp outside of your own pack, even in jest, is often taken badly (see large pointy vibrating thingies). Guard elephants can be trained to sniff out ‘gimps’, but their effectiveness at normal ‘munchie’ duties does suffer. Recommendations usually state for gimps to be found, then the elephants used in a supporting role to squish them afterwards. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.