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stevie667 · 07-30-2005, 04:51 PM

Booze [Synonyms: Beer, Amber Nectar, Pintage]
[Pronunciation guide: Booo-z]

An alcoholic beverage created from brewing barely, hops, sugar and yeast, then sprinkled with pixie dust, as this is the magic ingredient pack members miss out when home brewing.

Booze has been brewed for thousands of years, and early Egyptian pissheads are recorded on cartouches through the lower Nile area. It is understood that the inept inability of early drunkards is what spawned hieroglyphics, as your average ‘twated’ person is generally unable to write legibly for any length of time, let alone understand and portray correct spelling, grammar and swearing in a proper context. Pictures are nice and easy, and therefore used more often.

In today’s modern pride lands, booze can be obtained in all kinds of shapes and sizes, and textures. Wet and dripping all over the place are common choices.
Upon ingestion, booze sets about affecting pack animals in several ways, some common to both booze and ‘vodka’.

Mentally, the drinker suffers increased confidence, self belief and conversational skills. This is offset by a loss in coherent speech and cognitive ability. Generally a person ‘twated’ on beer is a bit of a ‘gimp’.
Due to booze’s ability to severely hamper normal mental abilities, and increase stupidity levels exponentially, driving, flying planes and DIY are all prohibited by law after drinking.

Feeding your elephant booze is not recommended, as they often will react badly, suffering from gastrointestinal, nervous disposition and homicidal tendencies inherent from a lack of ability to digest the alcohol.

07-30-2005, 04:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Booze [Synonyms: Beer, Amber Nectar, Pintage] [Pronunciation guide: Booo-z] An alcoholic beverage created from brewing barely, hops, sugar and yeast, then sprinkled with pixie dust, as this is the magic ingredient pack members miss out when home brewing. Booze has been brewed for thousands of years, and early Egyptian pissheads are recorded on cartouches through the lower Nile area. It is understood that the inept inability of early drunkards is what spawned hieroglyphics, as your average ‘twated’ person is generally unable to write legibly for any length of time, let alone understand and portray correct spelling, grammar and swearing in a proper context. Pictures are nice and easy, and therefore used more often. In today’s modern pride lands, booze can be obtained in all kinds of shapes and sizes, and textures. Wet and dripping all over the place are common choices. Upon ingestion, booze sets about affecting pack animals in several ways, some common to both booze and ‘vodka’. Mentally, the drinker suffers increased confidence, self belief and conversational skills. This is offset by a loss in coherent speech and cognitive ability. Generally a person ‘twated’ on beer is a bit of a ‘gimp’. Due to booze’s ability to severely hamper normal mental abilities, and increase stupidity levels exponentially, driving, flying planes and DIY are all prohibited by law after drinking. Feeding your elephant booze is not recommended, as they often will react badly, suffering from gastrointestinal, nervous disposition and homicidal tendencies inherent from a lack of ability to digest the alcohol. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.