I'm confused. I thought we were supposed to be safer once George W got that nasty ol' Osama and Saddam and secured all those weapons of mass destruction.
...What? He didn't ?
Well, at least we don't have to worry anything else now that the War on Drugs, War on Poverty and War on Illiteracy have been won.
...WHAT!? Those aren't over either?
Well, at least George is winning the War on the Environment. Those wildlife refuges are dangerous places, man.
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