Friends don't use phrases like "slide you cock into my pussy..." regardless of the context.
Avoid her.
Perhaps tell your wife a censored version of that story. That way if things get out of hand (IE; the calls stop coming to your cell phone and to your home fone) your wife will be more likely to belive your pleas of innocence.
Avoid her.
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The Truth:
Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.
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