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Prince · 07-19-2005, 07:31 PM

This happened last night at work, and I am not sure what to make of it.

There aren't many of us working the night shift. One of my female co-workers has always been very chatty with me, the few months she's been working there, and seems to flirt with a lot of the guys there. She's usually complaining about her no-good cheating husband and how she's leaving the "piece of shit". The way I figured was that she was a love-hungry lonely wife of a man who didn't care much, and that she wanted attention from men, perhaps even wanted them to want her, but she'd never actually act on any approaches toward her. Perhaps she just wanted to feel better about herself.

In the last few weeks she's started "giving me pointers" about sex-related stuff. In the theme of "you know, women really like this and that". My sex life with my wife is going so-so, but I never asked for any "advice". Last night took the cake though. On a break, she was scribbling in her notebook, and I joked about her writing the great American novel. She decided to show me what she was writing, which was a graphic monologue of a sexual nature. It basically went in the style of "...want you to slide your cock into my pussy..." etc etc. It went on and on and was very detailed.

It caught me completely by surprise. I made a half-assed joking compliment to the effect of "now that's a great American novel alright" or something. Anyway, she essentially says that this is to give me ideas for what to do with my wife. She stretches her hand over towards me, handing me a pen and tells me that I need to give it a try, too.

"It has to be in your handwriting", she adds.

This is where, at last, an alarm goes off in my head. Why does it have to be in my handwriting?

Needless (?) to say I don't take her up on her offer. I mean, what was I going to do, write stuff like "...slide my cock into your pussy..." in her notebook? For the purpose of what? And to have it show up...where?

She's been calling my cell a few times in the past few days, leaving messages asking me to call her back. Maybe she wants a friend. Maybe she's playing mind games. I don't know.

I'm not quite sure what to make of it. I usually consider myself relatively good at analyzing people's behavior, and the motives behind it, but this time I am either not getting it, or am simply not wanting to admit that I do. I have no interest in this person whatsoever, but I feel intrigued, confused and alarmed at the same time. What the hell does she want?

07-19-2005, 07:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Prince /nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/ Location: LV-426	Analyze this: strange co-worker behavior. This happened last night at work, and I am not sure what to make of it. There aren't many of us working the night shift. One of my female co-workers has always been very chatty with me, the few months she's been working there, and seems to flirt with a lot of the guys there. She's usually complaining about her no-good cheating husband and how she's leaving the "piece of shit". The way I figured was that she was a love-hungry lonely wife of a man who didn't care much, and that she wanted attention from men, perhaps even wanted them to want her, but she'd never actually act on any approaches toward her. Perhaps she just wanted to feel better about herself. In the last few weeks she's started "giving me pointers" about sex-related stuff. In the theme of "you know, women really like this and that". My sex life with my wife is going so-so, but I never asked for any "advice". Last night took the cake though. On a break, she was scribbling in her notebook, and I joked about her writing the great American novel. She decided to show me what she was writing, which was a graphic monologue of a sexual nature. It basically went in the style of "...want you to slide your cock into my pussy..." etc etc. It went on and on and was very detailed. It caught me completely by surprise. I made a half-assed joking compliment to the effect of "now that's a great American novel alright" or something. Anyway, she essentially says that this is to give me ideas for what to do with my wife. She stretches her hand over towards me, handing me a pen and tells me that I need to give it a try, too. "It has to be in your handwriting", she adds. This is where, at last, an alarm goes off in my head. Why does it have to be in my handwriting? Needless (?) to say I don't take her up on her offer. I mean, what was I going to do, write stuff like "...slide my cock into your pussy..." in her notebook? For the purpose of what? And to have it show up...where? She's been calling my cell a few times in the past few days, leaving messages asking me to call her back. Maybe she wants a friend. Maybe she's playing mind games. I don't know. I'm not quite sure what to make of it. I usually consider myself relatively good at analyzing people's behavior, and the motives behind it, but this time I am either not getting it, or am simply not wanting to admit that I do. I have no interest in this person whatsoever, but I feel intrigued, confused and alarmed at the same time. What the hell does she want? __________________ Who is John Galt?