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Old 06-30-2005, 06:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
maleficent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by StanT
Farts are funny, laugh it off.

What's your alternative, anyway?
Agreed -- sometimes you just can't help yourself... (not that I've ever done that... ) People willlaugh, you might get harassed for a bit, but oh so what - bodily functions are funny (Yes, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy)


You could get poetic

Beans Beans good for your heart
Beans Beans they make you fart
the more you fart, the better you feel
so eat beans at every meal...

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