StephenSa

I can't help your sense of humour or tell you how better to engage in conversation but I can give you some ideas of how to position yourself to have a better shot at aquiring some friends. People genererally want to "hang out" together when they have similar interests. For instance I know NOTHING about sports so hanging out and trying to make friends with rabid football fans would leave me with nothing to contribute so I wouldn't expect to make a lot of buddies there. On the other hand, I enjoy Scottish cultural events and martial arts and have made plenty of friends through those activities. I'd say find something you enjoy, martial arts, drama, sports, science fiction, outdoor activities, gaming, etc. and join a group/class that participates in these things. You'll be surrounded by people that enjoy the same things you do and have a set time where you will be together on a regular basis. If you don't have a "thing" you like then try a few until you find something you enjoy. After a while I'm sure you'll find someone that enjoys your company and vice versa. Good luck.

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