S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and
replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so
she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F." The
man smiled back at her and once again replied, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated
blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F means 'Thank Goodness It's
Friday.' Get it, duhhh?" The man answered, "S-H-I-T means 'Sorry, Honey,
It's Thursday.'"
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