06-19-2005, 02:09 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back at her and once again replied, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duhhh?" The man answered, "S-H-I-T means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'" |
07-10-2005, 11:23 PM | #4 (permalink) |
I run E.
Location: New York
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This exact thing actually happened to me before work one day. The guy speaking was named Dennis. He was socially inept. He actually said, So Happy It's Thursday. I laughed my ass off.
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