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Your desire is best described as lazy.
You need about 20 minutes of foreplay, or however much she's willing to give you.
During sex, you feel hungry, or thirsty depending on the weather.
At orgasm, you think "Finally, now wheres that beer..."
At orgasm you say "mmmmmm, cheers love, wheres that beer?"
Your ideal sexual experience is reclined... and stationary...
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Is that all???!!!! I've had pisses longer than that!!!"
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Ohayo!!!
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