Reveal Your True Feelings About Sex - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ngdawg · 06-01-2005, 01:03 PM

By taking this quiz

Astrocloud · 06-02-2005, 03:40 PM

Your desire is best described as excited.

You need 5 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel elated.

At orgasm, you think "Hurrah".

At orgasm, you say "Yippee Hurrah".

Your ideal sexual experience is fantasmagoriac.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Job".

Seems a little redundant.

ngdawg · 06-02-2005, 03:54 PM

Your desire is best described as nervous.

You need O minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel sick.

At orgasm, you think "Shit".

At orgasm, you say "Shit!".

Your ideal sexual experience is none.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Made It".

Lead543 · 06-02-2005, 04:16 PM

Your desire is best described as edgy.

You need 60 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel euphoric.

At orgasm, you think "Eeeeeee".

At orgasm, you say "Eeeeeee".

Your ideal sexual experience is insane.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Suck".

Yea that sounds about right.

Fremen · 06-02-2005, 04:29 PM

My true feelings about sex...

Yes, please!

uncle phil · 06-02-2005, 04:33 PM

you guys have no idea...

Grasshopper Green · 06-02-2005, 04:57 PM

Your desire is best described as nauseated.

You need 45 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel excited.

At orgasm, you think "Whoa".

At orgasm, you say "Oh Shit!".

Your ideal sexual experience is adrenaline-ish.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Welcome Back".

Zephyr66 · 06-02-2005, 05:15 PM

Your desire is best described as bored.

You need Too Long minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel sick.

At orgasm, you think "What The Fuck?".

At orgasm, you say "Hoo-ah!".

Your ideal sexual experience is snazzy.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Maybe You Should've Worn A Parachute"

bernadette · 06-02-2005, 05:53 PM

i'm a virgin.

could someone please explain this mysterious sex thing to me?

K-Wise · 06-02-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg

Your desire is best described as nervous.

You need O minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel sick.

At orgasm, you think "Shit".

At orgasm, you say "Shit!".

Your ideal sexual experience is none.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Made It".

Asta!!

K-Wise · 06-02-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Your desire is best described as horny.
You need 5 Minutes minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel amazing.
At orgasm, you think "Oh Baby I'm Cumming!".
At orgasm, you say "Take It All Bitch!".
Your ideal sexual experience is fun.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're The Best Fuck I've Ever Had".

Asta!!

hee hee

ObieX · 06-02-2005, 06:27 PM

<div align="center">

<table width="300" cellpadding="5"><tr><td bgcolor="#E7BEF9"><font color="#000000" size="+2"><b>How You Really Feel About Sex</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#F1DFF9"><font color="#000000">Your desire is best described as pukey.
You need 120 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel mhmmmhmhmwohowhmwhoahahawoaa.
At orgasm, you think <i>"Holy Shit!"</i>.
At orgasm, you say <i>"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"</i>.
Your ideal sexual experience is boiboiboioioiioiooioioioioiooinoingnginogngg.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you <i>"Was It Good For You?"</i>.</font></td></tr></table>

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Lollercopter · 06-04-2005, 10:06 AM

Your desire is best described as anxious..

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel hyper..

At orgasm, you think "Damn.".

At orgasm, you say "Holy shit.".

Your ideal sexual experience is stupid..

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Good job, you pussy ass fucker.".

Siege · 06-04-2005, 11:09 AM

Your desire is best described as bored.

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel happy.

At orgasm, you think "Yay".

At orgasm, you say "Woot".

Your ideal sexual experience is alright.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Landing".

I like the "nice landing part" and the "woot" part.

Could you imagine saying "nice landing" to someone after sex? Talk about random!

Siege · 06-04-2005, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise

Your desire is best described as horny.
You need 5 Minutes minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel amazing.
At orgasm, you think "Oh Baby I'm Cumming!".
At orgasm, you say "Take It All Bitch!".
Your ideal sexual experience is fun.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're The Best Fuck I've Ever Had".
Asta!!

hee hee

Wait, so you're HORNY while waiting your turn to skydive?

K-Wise · 06-04-2005, 11:13 AM

It was my attempt at being funny

Asta!!

getwonk'd · 06-04-2005, 12:44 PM

Your desire is best described as nervous and scared.

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel exhilarated.

At orgasm, you think "Ahh".

At orgasm, you say "Oh My God".

Your ideal sexual experience is loopy.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Good Job".

Yeah, I guess thats about right!

Gilda · 06-05-2005, 01:11 AM

Your desire is best described as apprehensive..

You need Up To Four Hours. minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel orgasmic..

At orgasm, you think "Wow!".

At orgasm, you say "Wahoooo!".

Your ideal sexual experience is stomach churning..

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Everyone Pukes Their First Time.".

absorbentishe · 06-07-2005, 07:15 PM

This was funny, glad I didn't read ahead first.

How You Really Feel About Sex
Your desire is best described as anxious.

You need 120 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel euphoria.

At orgasm, you think "Fuckin' Eh".

At orgasm, you say "This Is For The Gipper".

Your ideal sexual experience is speed.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're Crazy".

Siege · 06-07-2005, 08:50 PM

Is it just me, or is this test not working very well for us TFPers?

K-Wise · 06-07-2005, 09:07 PM

^ It's full of trickery!

Asta!!

Gimmick · 06-07-2005, 11:47 PM

Your desire is best described as exhilerated.

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel yay.

At orgasm, you think "I Cant Swim!".

At orgasm, you say "Bam".

Your ideal sexual experience is friggin' awesome.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Why Did You Release The Chute So Soon?".

this shits funnier than those ad lib things!

BlitzkriegKommt · 06-08-2005, 12:58 PM

Your desire is best described as oh shit.

You need 0 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel shit.

At orgasm, you think "Fuck".

At orgasm, you say "Motherfuck".

Your ideal sexual experience is fuck.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Job Assfuck".

Siege · 06-08-2005, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gimmick

this shits funnier than those ad lib things!

For sure!

The maker of this test should create some form of "adult" mad lib!

akito · 06-08-2005, 07:04 PM

<div align="center">

<table width="300" cellpadding="5"><tr><td bgcolor="#E7BEF9"><font color="#000000" size="+2"><b>How You Really Feel About Sex</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#F1DFF9"><font color="#000000">Your desire is best described as ansy.
You need 45 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel ecstasy.
At orgasm, you think <i>"Woot!"</i>.
At orgasm, you say <i>"Aaahhhhh!!!!"</i>.
Your ideal sexual experience is fast.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you <i>"I'm Billing You For My Ear Drums Due To The Screaming."</i>.</font></td></tr></table>

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Aladdin Sane · 06-08-2005, 07:26 PM

King George III was declared violently insane. Why not ask him?

kramus · 06-08-2005, 07:34 PM

Your desire is best described as trepiditious.

You need 15 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel exhaltation.

At orgasm, you think "Oh Yeah Baby!".

At orgasm, you say "I'm In The Great Blue Yonder".

Your ideal sexual experience is trancendance.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Look Very Happy".

akito · 06-08-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramus

At orgasm, you say "I'm In The Great Blue Yonder".

holy nutbar that's fucking hilarious!

diddagirl · 06-08-2005, 09:17 PM

Your desire is best described as petrified.

You need 15 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel excited.

At orgasm, you think "Wahooooo".

At orgasm, you say "Ohhh My Goodddd".

Your ideal sexual experience is intense.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Did It Kiddo".

jwoody · 06-09-2005, 03:12 AM

Your desire is best described as excited.

You need 20 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel bingo-bango.

At orgasm, you think "Bullseye!".

At orgasm, you say "Yabba-dabba-doooo!".

Your ideal sexual experience is bonzer.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "I See You've Pissed Youself.".

bundy · 06-09-2005, 03:24 AM

Your desire is best described as lazy.

You need about 20 minutes of foreplay, or however much she's willing to give you.

During sex, you feel hungry, or thirsty depending on the weather.

At orgasm, you think "Finally, now wheres that beer..."

At orgasm you say "mmmmmm, cheers love, wheres that beer?"

Your ideal sexual experience is reclined... and stationary...

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Is that all???!!!! I've had pisses longer than that!!!"

Charlatan · 06-09-2005, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Your desire is best described as trepidacious.
You need 20 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel ecstasy .
At orgasm, you think "Woohoo!".
At orgasm, you say nothing.
Your ideal sexual experience is exciting on the verge of nausea.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Ready To Go Again?".

That's about right...

Siege · 06-09-2005, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bundy

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Is that all???!!!! I've had pisses longer than that!!!"

This has got to be the funniest one i've read

nofnway · 06-09-2005, 02:56 PM

Your desire is best described as anxious.

You need 45 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel pumped.

At orgasm, you think "Yahoo".

At orgasm, you say "Geronimo".

Your ideal sexual experience is satisfying.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Next Time You Can Solo"

so much for the adrenaline.....

06-01-2005, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Reveal Your True Feelings About Sex By taking this quiz __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

06-02-2005, 03:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	I HATE roller coasters!!!! Your desire is best described as nervous. You need O minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel sick. At orgasm, you think "Shit". At orgasm, you say "Shit!". Your ideal sexual experience is none. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Made It". __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

06-02-2005, 04:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	My true feelings about sex... Yes, please! __________________ Google

06-02-2005, 04:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you guys have no idea... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-02-2005, 04:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Your desire is best described as nauseated. You need 45 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel excited. At orgasm, you think "Whoa". At orgasm, you say "Oh Shit!". Your ideal sexual experience is adrenaline-ish. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Welcome Back". __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

06-02-2005, 03:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Your desire is best described as excited. You need 5 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel elated. At orgasm, you think "Hurrah". At orgasm, you say "Yippee Hurrah". Your ideal sexual experience is fantasmagoriac. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Job". Seems a little redundant.

06-02-2005, 04:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lead543 Registered User Location: Calgary	Your desire is best described as edgy. You need 60 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel euphoric. At orgasm, you think "Eeeeeee". At orgasm, you say "Eeeeeee". Your ideal sexual experience is insane. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Suck". Yea that sounds about right.

06-02-2005, 05:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	Your desire is best described as bored. You need Too Long minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel sick. At orgasm, you think "What The Fuck?". At orgasm, you say "Hoo-ah!". Your ideal sexual experience is snazzy. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Maybe You Should've Worn A Parachute"

06-02-2005, 05:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i'm a virgin. could someone please explain this mysterious sex thing to me? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

06-02-2005, 06:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	<div align="center"> <table width="300" cellpadding="5"><tr><td bgcolor="#E7BEF9"><font color="#000000" size="+2"><b>How You Really Feel About Sex</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#F1DFF9"><font color="#000000">Your desire is best described as pukey. You need 120 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel mhmmmhmhmwohowhmwhoahahawoaa. At orgasm, you think <i>"Holy Shit!"</i>. At orgasm, you say <i>"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"</i>. Your ideal sexual experience is boiboiboioioiioiooioioioioiooinoingnginogngg. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you <i>"Was It Good For You?"</i>.</font></td></tr></table> <a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/reallyfeelaboutsexquiz"><font size="+1"><b>How Do You Really Feel About Sex?</b></font></a> <br><b><a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/">More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva</a></b></div> __________________ We Must Dissent.

06-04-2005, 10:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lollercopter Banned Location: A box.	Your desire is best described as anxious.. You need 30 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel hyper.. At orgasm, you think "Damn.". At orgasm, you say "Holy shit.". Your ideal sexual experience is stupid.. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Good job, you pussy ass fucker.".

06-04-2005, 11:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Your desire is best described as bored. You need 30 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel happy. At orgasm, you think "Yay". At orgasm, you say "Woot". Your ideal sexual experience is alright. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Landing". I like the "nice landing part" and the "woot" part. Could you imagine saying "nice landing" to someone after sex? Talk about random! __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

06-04-2005, 11:13 AM	#16 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	It was my attempt at being funny Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

06-04-2005, 12:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
getwonk'd Tilted Location: Central Wisconsin	Your desire is best described as nervous and scared. You need 30 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel exhilarated. At orgasm, you think "Ahh". At orgasm, you say "Oh My God". Your ideal sexual experience is loopy. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Good Job". Yeah, I guess thats about right!

06-05-2005, 01:11 AM	#18 (permalink)
Gilda 32 flavors and then some Location: Out on a wire.	Your desire is best described as apprehensive.. You need Up To Four Hours. minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel orgasmic.. At orgasm, you think "Wow!". At orgasm, you say "Wahoooo!". Your ideal sexual experience is stomach churning.. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Everyone Pukes Their First Time.". __________________ I'm against ending blackness. I believe that everyone has a right to be black, it's a choice, and I support that. ~Steven Colbert

06-07-2005, 07:15 PM	#19 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	This was funny, glad I didn't read ahead first. How You Really Feel About Sex Your desire is best described as anxious. You need 120 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel euphoria. At orgasm, you think "Fuckin' Eh". At orgasm, you say "This Is For The Gipper". Your ideal sexual experience is speed. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're Crazy".

06-07-2005, 08:50 PM	#20 (permalink)
Siege is a tiger Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Is it just me, or is this test not working very well for us TFPers? __________________ "Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek" --Kevin Smith This part just makes my posts easier to find

06-07-2005, 09:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^ It's full of trickery! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

06-07-2005, 11:47 PM	#22 (permalink)
Gimmick Upright Location: Where the Mormons run rampid, and six wives is a must!	Your desire is best described as exhilerated. You need 30 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel yay. At orgasm, you think "I Cant Swim!". At orgasm, you say "Bam". Your ideal sexual experience is friggin' awesome. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Why Did You Release The Chute So Soon?". this shits funnier than those ad lib things!

06-08-2005, 12:58 PM	#23 (permalink)
BlitzkriegKommt Upright Location: Houston	Your desire is best described as oh shit. You need 0 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel shit. At orgasm, you think "Fuck". At orgasm, you say "Motherfuck". Your ideal sexual experience is fuck. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Job Assfuck". __________________ We're all living in America, Coca-Cola Sometimes War. America, ist wunderbar.

06-08-2005, 07:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
akito Insane Location: Colorado	<div align="center"> <table width="300" cellpadding="5"><tr><td bgcolor="#E7BEF9"><font color="#000000" size="+2"><b>How You Really Feel About Sex</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#F1DFF9"><font color="#000000">Your desire is best described as ansy. You need 45 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel ecstasy. At orgasm, you think <i>"Woot!"</i>. At orgasm, you say <i>"Aaahhhhh!!!!"</i>. Your ideal sexual experience is fast. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you <i>"I'm Billing You For My Ear Drums Due To The Screaming."</i>.</font></td></tr></table> <a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/reallyfeelaboutsexquiz"><font size="+1"><b>How Do You Really Feel About Sex?</b></font></a> <br><b><a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/">More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva</a></b></div>

06-08-2005, 07:26 PM	#26 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	King George III was declared violently insane. Why not ask him? __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

06-08-2005, 07:34 PM	#27 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Your desire is best described as trepiditious. You need 15 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel exhaltation. At orgasm, you think "Oh Yeah Baby!". At orgasm, you say "I'm In The Great Blue Yonder". Your ideal sexual experience is trancendance. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Look Very Happy". __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-08-2005, 09:17 PM	#29 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	Your desire is best described as petrified. You need 15 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel excited. At orgasm, you think "Wahooooo". At orgasm, you say "Ohhh My Goodddd". Your ideal sexual experience is intense. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Did It Kiddo". __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

06-09-2005, 03:12 AM	#30 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Your desire is best described as excited. You need 20 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel bingo-bango. At orgasm, you think "Bullseye!". At orgasm, you say "Yabba-dabba-doooo!". Your ideal sexual experience is bonzer. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "I See You've Pissed Youself.".

06-09-2005, 03:24 AM	#31 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Your desire is best described as lazy. You need about 20 minutes of foreplay, or however much she's willing to give you. During sex, you feel hungry, or thirsty depending on the weather. At orgasm, you think "Finally, now wheres that beer..." At orgasm you say "mmmmmm, cheers love, wheres that beer?" Your ideal sexual experience is reclined... and stationary... After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Is that all???!!!! I've had pisses longer than that!!!" __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-09-2005, 02:56 PM	#34 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Your desire is best described as anxious. You need 45 minutes of foreplay. During sex, you feel pumped. At orgasm, you think "Yahoo". At orgasm, you say "Geronimo". Your ideal sexual experience is satisfying. After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Next Time You Can Solo" so much for the adrenaline..... __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci