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Old 06-01-2005, 01:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2005, 03:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as excited.

You need 5 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel elated.

At orgasm, you think "Hurrah".

At orgasm, you say "Yippee Hurrah".

Your ideal sexual experience is fantasmagoriac.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Job".


Seems a little redundant.
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Old 06-02-2005, 03:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I HATE roller coasters!!!!

Your desire is best described as nervous.

You need O minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel sick.

At orgasm, you think "Shit".

At orgasm, you say "Shit!".

Your ideal sexual experience is none.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Made It".
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as edgy.

You need 60 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel euphoric.

At orgasm, you think "Eeeeeee".

At orgasm, you say "Eeeeeee".

Your ideal sexual experience is insane.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Suck".

Yea that sounds about right.
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My true feelings about sex...


Yes, please!
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as nauseated.

You need 45 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel excited.

At orgasm, you think "Whoa".

At orgasm, you say "Oh Shit!".

Your ideal sexual experience is adrenaline-ish.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Welcome Back".

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Old 06-02-2005, 05:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as bored.

You need Too Long minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel sick.

At orgasm, you think "What The Fuck?".

At orgasm, you say "Hoo-ah!".

Your ideal sexual experience is snazzy.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Maybe You Should've Worn A Parachute"
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Old 06-02-2005, 05:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i'm a virgin.

could someone please explain this mysterious sex thing to me?

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Old 06-02-2005, 06:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ngdawg
Your desire is best described as nervous.

You need O minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel sick.

At orgasm, you think "Shit".

At orgasm, you say "Shit!".

Your ideal sexual experience is none.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Made It".


Asta!!
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Old 06-02-2005, 06:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as horny.
You need 5 Minutes minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel amazing.
At orgasm, you think "Oh Baby I'm Cumming!".
At orgasm, you say "Take It All Bitch!".
Your ideal sexual experience is fun.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're The Best Fuck I've Ever Had".
Asta!! hee hee
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Old 06-02-2005, 06:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You need 120 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel mhmmmhmhmwohowhmwhoahahawoaa.
At orgasm, you think <i>"Holy Shit!"</i>.
At orgasm, you say <i>"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"</i>.
Your ideal sexual experience is boiboiboioioiioiooioioioioiooinoingnginogngg.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you <i>"Was It Good For You?"</i>.</font></td></tr></table>

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Old 06-04-2005, 10:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as anxious..

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel hyper..

At orgasm, you think "Damn.".

At orgasm, you say "Holy shit.".

Your ideal sexual experience is stupid..

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Good job, you pussy ass fucker.".
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:09 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Your desire is best described as bored.

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel happy.

At orgasm, you think "Yay".

At orgasm, you say "Woot".

Your ideal sexual experience is alright.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Landing".

I like the "nice landing part" and the "woot" part.


Could you imagine saying "nice landing" to someone after sex? Talk about random!
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Originally Posted by K-Wise
Your desire is best described as horny.
You need 5 Minutes minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel amazing.
At orgasm, you think "Oh Baby I'm Cumming!".
At orgasm, you say "Take It All Bitch!".
Your ideal sexual experience is fun.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're The Best Fuck I've Ever Had".
Asta!! hee hee
Wait, so you're HORNY while waiting your turn to skydive?
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:13 AM   #16 (permalink)
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It was my attempt at being funny

Asta!!
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:44 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as nervous and scared.

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel exhilarated.

At orgasm, you think "Ahh".

At orgasm, you say "Oh My God".

Your ideal sexual experience is loopy.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Good Job".


Yeah, I guess thats about right!
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Old 06-05-2005, 01:11 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as apprehensive..

You need Up To Four Hours. minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel orgasmic..

At orgasm, you think "Wow!".

At orgasm, you say "Wahoooo!".

Your ideal sexual experience is stomach churning..

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Everyone Pukes Their First Time.".
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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This was funny, glad I didn't read ahead first.

How You Really Feel About Sex
Your desire is best described as anxious.

You need 120 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel euphoria.

At orgasm, you think "Fuckin' Eh".

At orgasm, you say "This Is For The Gipper".

Your ideal sexual experience is speed.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You're Crazy".
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:50 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Is it just me, or is this test not working very well for us TFPers?
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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^ It's full of trickery!

Asta!!
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Old 06-07-2005, 11:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as exhilerated.

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel yay.

At orgasm, you think "I Cant Swim!".

At orgasm, you say "Bam".

Your ideal sexual experience is friggin' awesome.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Why Did You Release The Chute So Soon?".

this shits funnier than those ad lib things!
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as oh shit.

You need 0 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel shit.

At orgasm, you think "Fuck".

At orgasm, you say "Motherfuck".

Your ideal sexual experience is fuck.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Job Assfuck".
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Old 06-08-2005, 06:13 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gimmick
this shits funnier than those ad lib things!
For sure!

The maker of this test should create some form of "adult" mad lib!
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Old 06-08-2005, 07:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: Colorado
<div align="center">

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You need 45 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel ecstasy.
At orgasm, you think <i>"Woot!"</i>.
At orgasm, you say <i>"Aaahhhhh!!!!"</i>.
Your ideal sexual experience is fast.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you <i>"I'm Billing You For My Ear Drums Due To The Screaming."</i>.</font></td></tr></table>

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Old 06-08-2005, 07:26 PM   #26 (permalink)
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King George III was declared violently insane. Why not ask him?
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Old 06-08-2005, 07:34 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as trepiditious.

You need 15 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel exhaltation.

At orgasm, you think "Oh Yeah Baby!".

At orgasm, you say "I'm In The Great Blue Yonder".

Your ideal sexual experience is trancendance.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Look Very Happy".
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:19 PM   #28 (permalink)
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At orgasm, you say "I'm In The Great Blue Yonder".


holy nutbar that's fucking hilarious!
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:17 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as petrified.

You need 15 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel excited.

At orgasm, you think "Wahooooo".

At orgasm, you say "Ohhh My Goodddd".

Your ideal sexual experience is intense.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "You Did It Kiddo".
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Old 06-09-2005, 03:12 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: Newcastle - England.
Your desire is best described as excited.

You need 20 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel bingo-bango.

At orgasm, you think "Bullseye!".

At orgasm, you say "Yabba-dabba-doooo!".

Your ideal sexual experience is bonzer.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "I See You've Pissed Youself.".
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Old 06-09-2005, 03:24 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
Your desire is best described as lazy.

You need about 20 minutes of foreplay, or however much she's willing to give you.

During sex, you feel hungry, or thirsty depending on the weather.

At orgasm, you think "Finally, now wheres that beer..."

At orgasm you say "mmmmmm, cheers love, wheres that beer?"

Your ideal sexual experience is reclined... and stationary...

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Is that all???!!!! I've had pisses longer than that!!!"
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Old 06-09-2005, 06:13 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as trepidacious.
You need 20 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel ecstasy .
At orgasm, you think "Woohoo!".
At orgasm, you say nothing.
Your ideal sexual experience is exciting on the verge of nausea.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Ready To Go Again?".
That's about right...
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:37 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Quote:
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After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Is that all???!!!! I've had pisses longer than that!!!"
This has got to be the funniest one i've read
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Old 06-09-2005, 02:56 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Your desire is best described as anxious.

You need 45 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel pumped.

At orgasm, you think "Yahoo".

At orgasm, you say "Geronimo".

Your ideal sexual experience is satisfying.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Next Time You Can Solo"


so much for the adrenaline.....
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