Your desire is best described as exhilerated.
You need 30 minutes of foreplay.
During sex, you feel yay.
At orgasm, you think "I Cant Swim!".
At orgasm, you say "Bam".
Your ideal sexual experience is friggin' awesome.
After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Why Did You Release The Chute So Soon?".
this shits funnier than those ad lib things!