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ngdawg · 06-06-2005, 07:58 AM

Ah, memories.....thank goodness that's all that remains.
Future experiments for Barbarian Child to consider:
Chocolate pudding facial mask.
How many yards in a 30 minute VCR tape?
How thick can crayon be applied to walls before it can not be removed?
Does the volume of a two year old's body equal the volume of a full toybox?
How many bounces does it take to completely move a crib 14 feet across a room?
If mommy's not awake and I throw this expensive collector music box against the wall, does it make a crashing sound loud enough to wake her up?

06-06-2005, 07:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Ah, memories.....thank goodness that's all that remains. Future experiments for Barbarian Child to consider: Chocolate pudding facial mask. How many yards in a 30 minute VCR tape? How thick can crayon be applied to walls before it can not be removed? Does the volume of a two year old's body equal the volume of a full toybox? How many bounces does it take to completely move a crib 14 feet across a room? If mommy's not awake and I throw this expensive collector music box against the wall, does it make a crashing sound loud enough to wake her up? __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.