"I know what your thinking and the answer is "yes": I have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon". I've also nicknamed my testies. I call the left one James Westfall and the right one Dr. Kenneth Nuiswater. And if you ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
Now, who needs a cup?"
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