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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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hit the road, jack...
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seeker
Location: home
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The once multi-millionaire popcorn king (Jim redinbaucker), has just lost his last movie theater contract to Popsecret!
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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"I know what your thinking and the answer is "yes": I have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon". I've also nicknamed my testies. I call the left one James Westfall and the right one Dr. Kenneth Nuiswater. And if you ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
Now, who needs a cup?"
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"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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"And this one is...well...another one where dad got drunk at a staff party... How many of these have we got in this album?"
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