I shared all of your suggestions with my mom this afternoon. She was amazed that a community of strangers would come forward to help her. She asked me to thank everyone of you.
Her sense of humor has returned a bit (I hope she wasn't serious). She plans to go out in public with a shot gun. Ummm, Mom, you can't lift one so you'll need some sort of mechanical swinging holster thingy, and everyone in the grocery store is going to be peeing when you walk in. Get used to "Clean Up on ....." whenever you walk in the door.
We talked about what she should have in her decoy purse. Lawdy, this angry woman has some great ideas. She's inclined to package up Sammie poop to give a little heft to the bag.
My momma seems to be getting her smile back. Thanks again.
