Merkerguitars - My mother with a gun? That is sooo not going to happen, and that is good for everyone.
Stan - Slobber is the only real offense that Sammie has to offer. He does scare strangers, if he manages to be awake at the time. My Newfies could put on a fierce display, too, when prompted. They certainly made me feel safe when they were awake.
Chickentribs: She has already picked out an easy to remember code word. "F U C K" does it for her. Can't argue with that because if I felt I was in immediate danger, that is going to be the first word out of my mouth. Did I mention that my mother was pretty feisty before this mugging?