Oh my goodness. Yes, this has to be taken in humor as there are some points I disagree with--I like having my nipples twisted (however, having my breasts squeezed is a no) and bitten, I like love bites, I like being spanked. And my vagina IS where it's at--I'd rather be fingered than have my clit stimulated.
I HAVE experienced the guy who tries to accidently slip it to you in the ass, so I thought that one was particularly funny, as is the Marathon Man reference. That was a lesson I had to teach my last lover--not all women want you to go an hour. Some women, like me, prefer it fast and hard...give me five minutes of down and out fucking over an hour of tepid humping any day of the week.
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