...when she finally got her report card in the mail, she noticed that her grade point was fine, but her 1 yr old daughter was already listed on academic probation! She called the school yelling "How can this be??"
"We needed to take a few grade points away from your daughter's future GPA in order to fund a dinner we had last night..." said the administrator
"That's not fair, what's my daughter supposed to do when it is her turn to go to school?"
Silence on the other end of the line...
She hung up the phone and marched back to the Democrats!
(Sorry - I know this isn't the politics forum, but I couldn't resist
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