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Originally Posted by Moskie
jack will catch it with his bare hands and throw it into the nearest refrigerator to save the day! hehe...
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Hahaha...or he'll hop on top and wrangle it onto a trajectory headed into space. And then he'll ride the nuke, a la Dr. Strangelove into the sunset.
The next season will open with Jack on the moon, holding the nuke up at gunpoint. He will then demand the nuke tell him what he needs to know, and when the nuke doesn't reply (because it's a freaking bomb and doesn't have a mouth) Jack shoots the nuke in the thigh and then fly back to Earth using his unlimited amount of badassery. He will then return to a post-apocalyptic Earth that is overrun by cyborgs with Austrian accents. Jack will then head up CCTU (Counter Cyborg Terrorism Unit), and double as the top field agent/time traveler. The new terrorist is Pedro Cerrano Palmer, part-robot, part-man, part-baseball player, part-ex-president, and part-allstate-insurance-spokesman.
Trust me on this. You heard it here first, folks. 24's finale is going to be a wild one.