I had an obsessive compulsive geometry teacher in high school. She made my life miserable so I decided to do the same to her. Every day, I would bring a little packet of salt back from the cafeteria which, I fed to her plants. When they started to die, she began watering them several times even during the course of one class period and I am sure that her fussing with them was what ultimately killed them. She couldn't leave them alone.
You could:
superglue a quarter to the ground next to her desk.
Pretend you have turrets.
Dip the chalk in acid.
Use a programmable remote to screw with the tv.
Toss a fish in her desk.
Play tuba music every time she starts walking around.
Or (my personal favorite): Demonstrate how worthless her class is by not going, and then doing well on the tests.
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