I dont want to come accross as a jerk, but in a situation like that if you act really humble and submissive.... you would avoid a lot of trouble... most times when you are confronted with an authority figure, if you act the smart ass they will too and if you are cringing and apologetic, they'll let you go... certainly in these cases when you do something wrong that really isnt THAT wrong.
As for putting a lit cigarette in the mouth of an animal carcas... just in my opinion... tastless - yes, illegal - no.
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