Gilda

My students are being tested by the counselor, my third quarter grades are finalized and posted, and I'm bored out of my skull. So here goes:

This is a debate that has been raging among the boys in my classes for a couple of weeks now. There's no agreeance yet, but the most common result I've heard is that the pirate beats the samurai, but the ninja beats the pirate.

So I'm wondering, who beats who in a fight?

I think it's pretty clear that the samurai beats the ninja, and the ninja takes out the pirate. I mean, pirates may be skilled at sailing and stuff, but a couple of ninja stars or a well placed arrow and it's goodnight baby!

Samura-Ninja-Pirate, no question about it.

What order do you think they'd finish in, first to last?

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