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Old 04-23-2005, 10:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
aberkok
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Bass players do always seem to be the most attractive member of the band. I can think of at least four lady bass players I know personally, off the top of my head that I'd mambo with, and if I was gay (which I'm not, not that there's anything wrong with that) I can think of a few dudes.

If we must make a musical analogy to sexual performance, then I would guess that bass players, since they are the foundation of the band, would make considerate lovers. They also have to lend a driving and powerful rhythm to the proceedings, so I'd say there's a perfect balance of agression and sensitivity.
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