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Originally Posted by clavus
Thanks, all. In hindsight, everything I did was wrong. Even my wife thinks I was was crazy for buying them drinks.
If this ever happens again, I shall attempt the other extreme. I intend to leap from my car and stick the lady in the face with a broken beer bottle.
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The story was hilarious, but this little addition was the topping. Pure gold.
i'd have called the cops and had them searched. It'd take 2 seconds for a cop to see they're deranged, and there's no way you'd lose.