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liquidlight · 04-15-2005, 09:30 AM

A wealthy business man is married to a gorgeous younger woman who's a slight nymphomaniac, but they actually are deeply in love.

Concerned that she'll be tempted to stray while he's away on his many business trips he heads down to the local sex shop to see if he can't find something that would prevent her from getting frustrated while he's out of town.

The shopkeeper greets him and he explains the situation, telling the shop keeper that money is no object. "I have just the thing," the shopkeeper tells him and disappears into the back for a few minutes.

He returns carrying a relatively small box with the words "Magic Dildo" printed on the side. He sets the box down and asks the man what he thinks, but the man is confused it looks just like a regular dildo!

The shopkeeper just smiles and says "Watch this. Magic Dildo - COUNTER!" The dildo flies out of the box and begins to simply ravage the counter. The man is thoroughly impressed and tells the shopkeeper that he'll buy it so the shopkeeper says, "Magic Dildo - BOX!" and the dildo settles back into the box, the shopkeeper rings him up and the man takes the Magic Dildo home to his wife.

He explains the toy to his wife and then packs to leave for a trip the next morning. That afternoon the wife starts to get a little horny so she decides to try out the Magic Dildo. She takes out the Magic Dildo, gets undressed, lays down on the bed and says "Magic Dildo - PUSSY!" Of course the dildo just starts going to town and it isn't long before the wife has had several nice orgasms, but then she realizes that she has a problem, she can't remember how to get the Magic Dildo to stop! She remembers where her husband bought it and thinks that it's not too far, so she pulls some clothes on and gets in her car to drive over there. As she's driving though the Magic Dildo is still doing it's thing, so she's having some difficulty controlling the car as the orgasms hit her. She is spotted by an police officer that sees her weaving all over the road and he pulls her over. She relates the entire story to the officer, having more orgasms while she's telling him and when she gets done the officer just looks at her and says, "Lady, you've gotta be kidding me. Magic Dildo - MY ASS!!!!"

04-15-2005, 09:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	The Magic Dildo A wealthy business man is married to a gorgeous younger woman who's a slight nymphomaniac, but they actually are deeply in love. Concerned that she'll be tempted to stray while he's away on his many business trips he heads down to the local sex shop to see if he can't find something that would prevent her from getting frustrated while he's out of town. The shopkeeper greets him and he explains the situation, telling the shop keeper that money is no object. "I have just the thing," the shopkeeper tells him and disappears into the back for a few minutes. He returns carrying a relatively small box with the words "Magic Dildo" printed on the side. He sets the box down and asks the man what he thinks, but the man is confused it looks just like a regular dildo! The shopkeeper just smiles and says "Watch this. Magic Dildo - COUNTER!" The dildo flies out of the box and begins to simply ravage the counter. The man is thoroughly impressed and tells the shopkeeper that he'll buy it so the shopkeeper says, "Magic Dildo - BOX!" and the dildo settles back into the box, the shopkeeper rings him up and the man takes the Magic Dildo home to his wife. He explains the toy to his wife and then packs to leave for a trip the next morning. That afternoon the wife starts to get a little horny so she decides to try out the Magic Dildo. She takes out the Magic Dildo, gets undressed, lays down on the bed and says "Magic Dildo - PUSSY!" Of course the dildo just starts going to town and it isn't long before the wife has had several nice orgasms, but then she realizes that she has a problem, she can't remember how to get the Magic Dildo to stop! She remembers where her husband bought it and thinks that it's not too far, so she pulls some clothes on and gets in her car to drive over there. As she's driving though the Magic Dildo is still doing it's thing, so she's having some difficulty controlling the car as the orgasms hit her. She is spotted by an police officer that sees her weaving all over the road and he pulls her over. She relates the entire story to the officer, having more orgasms while she's telling him and when she gets done the officer just looks at her and says, "Lady, you've gotta be kidding me. Magic Dildo - MY ASS!!!!" __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.