liked it. i'm sure he'd approve.
here's another:
why don't they allow dogs in the vatican?
cause they pee on poles.
my favorite priest joke told to me by a fransiscan priest-
why do priests wear towels when they take showers.
cause they don't like to look down on the unemployed.
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"Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer
Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?
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