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Old 03-31-2005, 11:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by innovis
So then shes like "do you not want to do it? Isn't my vagina enough of a turn on for you" or somesuchness, which I think is a really insensitive thing to say, but anyways, she won't "fluff" me to get me hard unless I go wash off the condom lube, so I do, come back, put on the condom.

She does this kind of movement which manages to use all of her leg muscles but not move her vagina at all, because she hasn't learned after me telling her at least 20 times to do it a different way, and it feels like I'm just being bounced upon.

(she doesn't ever get really wet). How do the ladies feel about this? Mine always cringes when I use it.

Hokay, lots of subtext here- first of all you need to talk to your GF about sex. If she's not getting very wet, then either A) she needs more foreplay or B) She's on BC and is having that terrible, awful hormonal up and down roller coaster thing going on and doesn't feel like having sex, in that case get her to switch BC. If she says something insensitive about your penis going flaccid, ESPECIALLY if you're flaccid in the middle of sex, then she's being insensitive and you need to COMMUNICATE with her about what you like and what you don't about sex. If you "told her about 20 times" that what she's doing doesn't feel good, maybe you need to rethink your delivery- you sound very bitter about the way your GF is acting. Also, if she's cringing at your spit, what does she think of oral sex?
/unsolicited advice

ALRIGHT, on to the condoms... no, it sounds like you're not putting them on right to me. Pinch tip, put on top of penis, roll down, sqeezing out all the air as you go, until you get to the bottom of the penis. If you go flaccid in the middle of sex, take condom off, get a new one! Unrolled condoms don't go back on as well, and you risk the thing slipping in the middle of sex (BAD). If you're not getting enough stimulation from sex, you might want to try a new kind of condom such as Kimono Micro-Thin which you can order off the internet and have them delievered in a plain envelope so your parents/roommates don't see what you're getting in the mail, you naughty boy.

You can use spit, but it doesn't work so well. Use the astroglide or the KY (niether of which I like, but perhaps your girl does), and if she gets a little bit too dry, just take some water from the glass at the side of the bed, put it on your fingers, and rub it over her labia (make sure it's not too cold tho). DON'T ADD MORE LUBE! you end up with a sticky mess if you keep adding more and more lube.

Good luck
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