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Originally Posted by liquidlight
A colleague of mine once related to me the theory that the "state of Iowa" is really nothing more than a government myth used to cover up top secret projects and get rid of people and that the only people "from Iowa" are government plants used to confuse the general populous. Without using Google can you think of anything that's in this "Iowa" other than the supposed "Des Moines" and what kind of name is "Des Moines"?!
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your friend was right, but has the state wrong. it's Utah, not Iowa. Iowa just SEEMS like nothing because its one of those corn and wheat field, square, flat states there in the middle of the country.
off the top of my head, I know that Ottumwa, Iowa, is the hometown of both Walter "Radar" O'Reilly (from M.A.S.H.) as well as faux-celebrity Tom Arnold.
think about Utah, and it all fits. Those Mormons? Government drones, of course. LOTS of desert in Utah to conduct experiments in secret, too. I could go on and on, but I think I've said too much already. Oh hang on, I hear someone breaking down the door....
......aaarrgghhhhhh!