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So who's up next? The smelly people? How about the drinkers? We must institute a random testing program that will tell us if you had a glass of wine with dinner. Drinkers become alcoholics, which can cause cancer, which in turn need treatment, which leads to lost productivity. Don't forget that it can lead to mood swings and poor behavior.
After that I want to go after the ugly ones, and then those people who wear clothes that are out of style. It really offends me when someone wears KMart pants to work.
Once we are done with cleaning up society I'm hoping it will be just me and a bunch of hot women with big boobies.
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