Navy Launches Catch and Release Program for Terrorists
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program
The U.S. Navy announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held for interrogation aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea.
In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given 100 Mexican pesos
and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.
The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise)
shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.
Advice has it that the Navy has 472 '65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...
Oh, btw, this is satire
