Hmmm,..Ottawa eh. Check out Grace O' Malley's on Merivale on Friday or Saturday nights. Lots of nice looking trim to take your mind off of your woes.
And if that doesn't work, find your ex's sister or best friend and fuck her. Then tell the ex what you did. It won't solve your problems but it'll get you back in the saddle again. Or just think of your ex fucking some guy she doesn't know and think of how she wiped her ass with your feelings in such a disposible sense.
Now get out there and get busy. She ain't crying crocodile tears over you so why should you over her. Fuck her. She blew it. Now go do what you want and have fun.
And if this advice is to harsh, just think that you are a lucky man. She did you a favour by leaving and take full advantage of the situation. And when she comes back because the other guy,..beat her up, treats her like shit, she hates the kids, the kids hate her etc,...show her the door. She will end up with the regrets not you.
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