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Originally Posted by Suave
What if you're in mid-thrust, and you suddenly have a craving for a sandwich? Is it best to go "Ya know, I could REALLY use a sandwich right now."?
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Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
That would certainly be a good way to make her laugh...though that might make it hurt worse...
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Hey, it worked for George Costanza. Bring the sandwich to the bed, or the sex to the kitchen. What girl doesn't want to get some 9-1/2 weeks action on her first time? Plus, sex pain + food = awesome diet plan.
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Originally Posted by NegativeNine
Lol. Thanks for making me piss my pants.
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Yeah, that's exactly what I would do if I heard that too...only might not be in pants at the time. If that doesn't kill a stiffy, I don't know what would.